scootch1
scootch140, Gloucestershire
"cup my bum cheeks"
Favourite Book: Crime and Punishment
Favourite Song: Really?
Favourite Film: Again.. really?
Favourite Quote:

Additional Information

3 things I could not live without:
Me dog.. me peoples.. scepticism
A bit about me...:
Hello, my name’s Keith.

What? You thinking ‘Oh dear, that’s not a great start.. the only Keith I know was that bloke who lived above the bookies and never took his coat off and smelled of old cupboards. He used to volunteer for the cub scouts.. he’s in prison now.. they have to keep him in isolation for his own safety’. Please don’t be so down on the name Keith.. it’s an old Celtic name meaning forest or wood., which may explain why your Keith smelled of cupboards. There have been plenty of great Keiths: Moon, Richards, Floyd, Chegwin.. the list goes on and on.. weeeell four of ems not bad.. three.. okay two and half.. and I’m not even counting myself in that list. So, you feeling better much more positive about the name now? Course you are.. you want to be called Keith now don’t you.. hashtag #jesuiskeith.

I’m from the North.

What? Don’t worry I pretend that I like olives, that I read, that all art isn’t shit, I won’t slap your Mum’s arse when she’s doing the washing up (what else would she be doing.. am I right fellas?), I don’t sound like a Stark - unfortunately don't look like one either, I don’t vote UKIP.. in fact I start seething at the merest sight of Paul Nuttall, he’s like my Emmanuel Goldstein and my hands instantly form into clenched fists crushing whatever I happen to be holding at the time.. my eternal dread is that he gives up politics and becomes a porn star.. and with a surname like his.. I fear nominative determinism at its most wretched.. aaanyway...

I believe in equality.

What? This planet and the all the beautiful things that exist here are not casual novelties for white men.. am I right sisters? Not funny.. but true I believe.
For me the benefits of being vegan/vegetarian are...:
Vegan.. like you've got a choice..
I am hoping to meet...:
I want to live by the sea. I want to make things and grow things and be nice to things.. everythings. Maybe even change some things. You down?
My ideal date would be (e.g. candlelit dinner):
Picnic on a beach

Quick Details

Body Type: Average
Diet: vegan
Do I have children?: No
Do I want chidren?: Not sure
Drink?: Socially
Education: Masters
Eye Color: Green
Favourite music: Blues, Funk, Hip-Hop, Jazz, Rap, Reggae, Rock
Hair Color: Light Brown
Height: 6ft - 6ft3
Hobbies: Art, Cinema, Collecting, History, Live Music, Music, Reading, Relaxing!, Travelling
Love: Animals, Journeys, Politics, Rain, Winter
Religion: Atheist
Smoke?: Never
Style of dress: Heels, heels, heels!
Vegan/Veggie for:: 10 years +
Vegetarian because:: Ethical & Health
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